Don't listen to that. Keep your birds out. Always. Too many birds are lost each year during putting away attempts.
Preliminary research has shown this fancy colored shirt jacket has a $$$$ success rate at all times. That's an A+ for all you valedicktorians or a resting speed of 250 knots for those degenerate water people out there.
Unisex button downer? Most definitely!
You can wash this shirt. Or ride your moped into the eye of a hurricane and let Mom dog millionaire hit you with a clean stick.