Tropical Earthquake: Stretch Tech

"Put your bird away, Rick!!" - Bubbles 

Don't listen to that. Keep your birds out. Always. Too many birds are lost each year during putting away attempts.

Preliminary research has shown this fancy colored shirt jacket has a $$$$ success rate at all times. That's an A+ for all you valedicktorians or a resting speed of 250 knots for those degenerate water people out there. 

Unisex button downer? Most definitely!

You can wash this shirt. Or ride your moped into the eye of a hurricane and let Mom dog millionaire hit you with a clean stick. 

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