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Oh you found this place that MIGHT just tell you what size shirt you need. All of our shirts are normal sized button downers, "regular fit".

Here's the link to the care instruction page. We are hiding it here because really we want you to STINK! Click: How to wash.

For Cotton Cooler Shirts! Hang dry only! 

ALL THIS IN INCHES!

 

XS

S

M

L

XL

XXL

Body length

27

28

30

31

32

33

Chest Width

34

38

44

47

49

52

Shoulder Width

16.5

17.5

18.5

19

19.5

20

Waist

32

37.5

42.5

45

47.5

50

 

This Santa Guy is 5 foot 9 inches, weighs 160 pounds and is wearing a medium. Idk if that helps. Also, last we checked Santa was pounding clamnog and racing his ponies.