ORDER BEFORE JUNE 30th AND THERE'S A 69% CHANCE IT WILL ARRIVE FOR THE 4th OF JULY.
Order after, we promise nothing.
Just horse kicked a handful of Russian astronauts after whoop slapping the Red Coats.
Picture this, doing one seventy five in my tugboat on the freeway, got a whole pack glorious steeds kicking up dusk behind me and we got fireworks blowing up over our heads. Just ate a stack of Flap Jacks and bought a brand new trampoline.
YES! We are Party Shirt International. Tell us about your country and maybe we'll make you a shirt! We love you all (yes even the Brits).
Anyways, we have bald eagles. So, CAW CAW! The RED WHITE AND MULLET!