Whiskey Tango Foxtrot! This night time still-life feels like a TSA drug screening. Florescent lighting, check. Nervous get to know you chatter, check. Piles of drugs hidden inside you, probably check. Don't worry, they give you pretzel mix on the plane.
Anyways, you should watch Action Bronson's cooking channel. He's an innovator.
Unisex button downer? Yes. This is that.
You can wash this shirt. Or crack open that Boeing 747 window and power rinse this baby in seconds.