Yamm Yamm Leg Shirt
A fistful of Smashed Yams™ catch you directly in the face. You can't see. Your eyes are closed. You open them. A camouflage world of yellows and oranges lays before you. Yamm World™. Yamm Vision™. A magical world. Golden. Sunrise and sunset stretch out before you. You see your future. You are a millionaire.
Ring ring motha flippa, its banana time!
IT'S SHORT SHORT TIME!