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Party Shirt International

Windows 69 Leg Shirt

Regular price $39.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $39.00 USD
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 These shorts are thanks to Ol'Billiam Gates and Stephen Jobber! Great work with the computer stuff. Our internet is amazing. Unfortunately, you forgot the most important element to computer sciences.. a smoking hot pair of 5" wet wets. These Wet Tech shorts feel like hardwiring directly into the god damn Matrix. 

IT'S SHORT SHORT TIME! 

*These shorts have a 4” inseam. They are short shorts and they fit tight and snug! If you like them tight, get your size. If you want them to fit like normal shorts, size up!

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