Pigeons Gone Wild Leg Shirt
The ideal shorts for business dealings, banquets, formal holy missions, wedding ordainings, MSNBC interviews and more. 100% trophies awarded almost all of the time.
THEY EVEN ALMOST MATCH THE SHIRT! WOW! It's almost like we planned it.
How to wash you ask?
You can wash these shorts if you want. Or just take your local car wash at ramming speed on foot... Clean.
IT'S SHORT SHORT TIME!