Real Zebra: Stretch Tech

The Real Zebra! Not to be confused for its imposters. It's just too dang real to hold it back. Made for all the things! Sleeping, bike riding, office typing, light petting, heavy petting, mountain petting, window popping, long jumps, or even short zips, you name it! 

The blasters on this thing are sure to impress. Buy one and wear it to your next business zoom call. Have a raise! Maybe two.. RSVP +4 to a wedding you have no intention of going to. All good with us! 

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Unisex Upper buttoner?? Yes, this is what zebras used to look like.

Our multi-functional Stretch-Tech Party Shirts bring style to your outdoor and indoor lives alike. Stretch-Tech Party Shirts are lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, 4-way stretch and wrinkle resistant. It's Shirt Season!

Want to wash this shirt?? Try mountain petting.

SIZES and Cares!