Powerwash: Stretch Tech

If you're lucky, this shirt will be delivered in a 55 gallon drum of water. Or if you select our cleanest setting at checkout, your shirt will arrive in a running washing machine.

Or best of all, select Car Wash at check out and the FedEx truck will be so filled with bubbles that the driver will have no choice but to pull over and dance with you in the street while thousands of bubbles explode over the neighborhood, causing great jubilations and much rejoicing. Imagine - neighbor Karen covered in bubbles: finally free from the constrictions of their petty battles. Everyone is happy. The world becomes a blue utopia. 

Get in this thing and see what happens.  

Unisex Button topper?! Oh yeah! Dance in the bubbles, friendo!

Want to clean this shirt?! No need. This one's clean. 

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