GoodMorning Chickens: Oxford Cotton

GOOD MORNING CHICKENS! 

It's 3pm and it's time to get this big beautiful day started! Join us for another startling continental breakfast! On us!

*Disclaimer: This shirt does not come with breakfast, or any food for that matter.

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Unisex button upper?? Sure is. Try the pancakes from the spinning skillet from hell. 

These multi-functional Cabana Party Shirts are here for all of your relaxing needs. Our 100% cotton Classic Oxford Party Shirts fit true to size, get softer with each wash and are an inspiration for taking it easy. It's Shirt Season!

Want to wash this shirt? Well, it washes best with syrup in the detergent drawer. Try it.. we did..

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