Dusty Lizard: Stretch Tech

Were you born 65million years too late? Did your parents tell you Jurassic Park was real? Did you save all of your money until you were 35 so you could go visit the island only to find out that it was all just some kind of cinematic lie starring Jeff Goldblum and Little Dicky Attenborough and that all the dinosaurs in that fake docu-series were some sort of digital sorcery, and that there are no live dinosaurs after all? So you just ended up in Puerto Rico and the only scene you could relive was when Newman wasted that piece of pie?

Cool us too. Well, here's a shirt featuring some of our most beloved prehistoric best friends so you can get a little closer to lizard greatness. 

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Unisex Button topper?! Yeah, definitely, these dinos would have eaten every one of you, no problem. 

Our multi-functional Stretch-Tech Party Shirts bring style to your outdoor and indoor lives alike. Stretch-Tech Party Shirts are lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, 4-way stretch and wrinkle resistant.

Want to clean this shirt?! Try getting hot dipped by a 20ft lizard with wings and skin like armor. 

SIZES and Cares!