Choo choo! The smoking section just called - they want their party shirts back!
The Dark Horse of our new Cotton Cooler line. The Coral Reefer!
This shirt is ready for anything - deep sea dives in the kitchen sink, sunning your chops on the trusty steam horse, barrel rolling through the holidays with a trash bag of martinis.. we don't know anything as athletically diverse as this button up cotton banger.
And remember, "Parties wicked fuck'n hard, this shirt does." - Yoda (yeah this is a real fucking quote. From Yoda. From the Star Wars documentaries).
YES, MATCHING NECK SHIRT!
See you bitchachos on the court!
