ALL OF IT! THE WHOLE COMPANY!

THIS IS NOT A JOKE! YOU WILL BE CHARGED 40 MILL AT CHECKOUT.

We are in trouble. Jeffy B. wants to steal our designs and turn us into robots. 

WE NEED YOUR HELP TO FIGHT BACK. IF WE DO NOT ACT SOON, SNORKEL LUGES ON MOUNTAIN TOPS WILL ONLY TAKE PLACE IN THE MATRIX. 

Crippling debt is a small price to pay for eternal shirt glory. 

SHIRT SEASON CANNOT END!