The Tropical Earthquake

"Put your bird away, Rick!!" - Bubbles 

No. Keep your bird out always. Too many birds are lost each year during putting away attempts

Preliminary research has shown this fancy colored shirt jacket has had a $100 success rate at all times. That's an A+ for all you valedicktorian students. 

Unisex button downer? Most definitely!

You can wash this shirt. Or ride your moped into the eye of a hurricane and let Mom dog millionaire hit you with a clean stick. 

Sizing? Click here: SIZES! Hint: if you run small, size down.