Tropical Earthquake: Stretch Tech
"Put your bird away, Rick!!" - Bubbles
Don't listen to that. Keep your birds out. Always. Too many birds are lost each year during putting away attempts.
Preliminary research has shown this fancy colored shirt jacket has a $$$$ success rate at all times. That's an A+ for all you valedicktorians or a resting speed of 250 knots for those degenerate water people out there.
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Unisex button downer? Most definitely!
Our multi-functional Stretch-Tech Party Shirts bring style to your outdoor and indoor lives alike. Stretch-Tech Party Shirts are lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, 4-way stretch and wrinkle resistant. It's Shirt Season!
You can wash this shirt. Or ride your moped into the eye of a hurricane and let Mom dog millionaire hit you with the clean stick.