You want to know how to actually wash these things? Thats strange and wild but guess what?! We know how to!
They are washer and dryer safe: cold, warm, hot.. whatever. They won't fade or shrink. They won't get weird with your other clothes, unless you want them to of course.
If you're going to iron this shirt, send us some pictures of that shit! Moisten before ironing. Keep it wet!
And we found this gif of Jeff Goldblum having sex with Sarah Silverman on a washing machine and if you made it this far in the "care page" you deserve to see it. Also... if you know Jeff Goldblum or Sarah Silverman will you have them call us? We love them.