Heavy Creamer: Stretch Tech
Heavy Creamer: Stretch Tech - XS is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
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Care information
Care information
How to wash: All Stretch Tech Shirts can be washed in any manner you see fit. Hot wash, cold wash, dry wash, wet wash.
Delivery and Shipping
Delivery and Shipping
Please note, expedited shipping begins once your order has shipped. Our fulfillment hours are Monday through Friday, 8am-5pm. Orders will be processed within 48 business hours.
2% Just Don't Cut It.
Meet the Heavy Creamer. A shirt for talking about cows, dreaming about cows, or conducting cutting-edge bovine research. A shirt that'll make you want to drop a bar of cream cheese in your morning coffee and start browsing 25,000-acre ranches in Montana.
Featuring a glorious cowhide print, pearl snap buttons for maximum buttoning pleasure, buttery 4-way stretch, and UPF 40 sun protection, this shirt has been awarded gold medals are blue ribbons at many a backyard agricultural conference.
It's got the comfort of your favorite Party Shirt and the undeniable sex appeal of a prize-winning dairy cow.
Don't tell BIG MILK, but we like it heavier. Way heavier. We're talking super heavy. Almost immovable.
The Heavy Creamer. It's a cow print.
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Unisex button-downer? Definitely yes!
Our multifunctional Stretch-Tech Party Shirts bring style to your outdoor and indoor lives alike. Stretch-Tech Party Shirts are lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, 4-way stretch, and wrinkle-resistant. It’s Shirt Season!
You can wash this shirt… Or take a dip in the pasteurizer. Steam cleaned. Hint of dairy.
