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Beermelon
Beermelon
Beermelon

Beermelon

Regular price $49.00
SCORE!

In collaboration with our platonic life partners Pit Viper Sunglasses, we created this most excellent party cape. THE BEERMELON is our first ever polarized tech party shirt with full vision capabilities. It's goddamn a pantry staple. 

Who are we kidding, platonic? We shag! 

Unisex button downer? Oh yeah! 

Sizing? Click here: SIZES! Hint: if you run small, size down.