All Cattle, No Hat: Stretch Tech

$59.00 USD
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How to wash:  All Stretch Tech Shirts can be washed in any manner you see fit. Hot wash, cold wash, dry wash, wet wash.

Delivery and Shipping

Please note, expedited shipping begins once your order has shipped. Our fulfillment hours are Monday through Friday, 8am-5pm. Orders will be processed within 48 business hours.

People think these shirts are farm-raised. WRONG. Each shirt is raised wild: cage-free and unbelievably ruthless. The herding, corralling, and branding of these shirts is a bare-knuckle battle each and every time. Lassos snare wild-eyed shirts, which take off at 150 miles per hour through the desert sand. If you hang on, though… well, that’s where dreams are made. Riding wild shirts like Dune-style sandworms. Straight through mountains, forests, and deserts. Rodeo clowning a cowboy hat as a pack of wild shirts come stampeding straight at you.

Snap in, head west, and answer the gold rush calling you.

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Unisex button-downer? Definitely yes!

Our multifunctional Stretch-Tech Party Shirts bring style to your outdoor and indoor lives alike. Stretch-Tech Party Shirts are lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, 4-way stretch, and wrinkle-resistant. It’s Shirt Season!

You can wash this shirt… if you’ve got an armored dog wash station built for angry Great Danes. Or you can just keep it dirty.

 

Party Shirt International

All Cattle, No Hat: Stretch Tech

$59.00 USD

People think these shirts are farm-raised. WRONG. Each shirt is raised wild: cage-free and unbelievably ruthless. The herding, corralling, and branding of these shirts is a bare-knuckle battle each and every time. Lassos snare wild-eyed shirts, which take off at 150 miles per hour through the desert sand. If you hang on, though… well, that’s where dreams are made. Riding wild shirts like Dune-style sandworms. Straight through mountains, forests, and deserts. Rodeo clowning a cowboy hat as a pack of wild shirts come stampeding straight at you.

Snap in, head west, and answer the gold rush calling you.

-

Unisex button-downer? Definitely yes!

Our multifunctional Stretch-Tech Party Shirts bring style to your outdoor and indoor lives alike. Stretch-Tech Party Shirts are lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, 4-way stretch, and wrinkle-resistant. It’s Shirt Season!

You can wash this shirt… if you’ve got an armored dog wash station built for angry Great Danes. Or you can just keep it dirty.

 

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