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Poppers: Jersey

$65.00 USD
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How to wash:  All Stretch Tech Shirts can be washed in any manner you see fit. Hot wash, cold wash, dry wash, wet wash.

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Bingo Bango! Lightning strikes the ground and blasts a crater into the sandstone. You peer into the charred earth. A whole NEW Jersey emerges from the lifting smoke… 


What is a jersey? Something you wear when you are going ham skins in the blade or shralping beefy flow in the left lane. When you and the LADIES are brap doggin down some dino spines and pushing mach speeds. A shirt made for Nascar rated Ride-On Lawn Mowers. 


Well yes. All of these things. And so much more. Must have been my trick ear but we have only scratched and sniffed the surface of what is possible in these bad larries (verrry bad larrrys). We hope you will get out there and show us what is possible. 


Made out of breathable synthetic materials with a super lightweight underarm, these are sure to keep you both cool and covered in all of the environments. And at that rate, you can’t afford not to have one. 


Take two and call us in the morning. Your prognosis is good, very good. 


Welcome to new New Jerseys!

A quick note on sizing: these jerseys are race fit, so they are a bit more snug than our normal button downs. If you want a more casual fit, size up one size from your normal fit.

 

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Poppers: Jersey

$65.00 USD

Bingo Bango! Lightning strikes the ground and blasts a crater into the sandstone. You peer into the charred earth. A whole NEW Jersey emerges from the lifting smoke… 


What is a jersey? Something you wear when you are going ham skins in the blade or shralping beefy flow in the left lane. When you and the LADIES are brap doggin down some dino spines and pushing mach speeds. A shirt made for Nascar rated Ride-On Lawn Mowers. 


Well yes. All of these things. And so much more. Must have been my trick ear but we have only scratched and sniffed the surface of what is possible in these bad larries (verrry bad larrrys). We hope you will get out there and show us what is possible. 


Made out of breathable synthetic materials with a super lightweight underarm, these are sure to keep you both cool and covered in all of the environments. And at that rate, you can’t afford not to have one. 


Take two and call us in the morning. Your prognosis is good, very good. 


Welcome to new New Jerseys!

A quick note on sizing: these jerseys are race fit, so they are a bit more snug than our normal button downs. If you want a more casual fit, size up one size from your normal fit.

 

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