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Neck Shirt
Neck Shirt
Neck Shirt
Neck Shirt
Neck Shirt

Neck Shirt

Regular price $9.00
SCORE!

WHOA! A NECK SHIRT JUST FOR YOUR NECK! 

TO KEEP YOU WARM WHEN LIFE IS COLD! 

It's basically the turtleneck from the future. Made out of super soft, stretchy materials this neck tube will contour to almost anything! We like to use them when we're ice fishing on Everest for the Great Tarapine Salmon run (FISH THE SIZE OF WHALES! WHALE FISH!!). TURTLES!

These tubes are featherlight, made entirely out of oxygen, and each one comes with its own super beautiful & simplistic design, so you can do flippity-do-das in the Uditch with your double enders, streak full bucko at a Hockey dance, or rob the local bank in style.

Whatever it is, it will be a BLASTY BLAST!