{"product_id":"heavy-creamer-womens-stretch-tech","title":"Heavy Creamer: Women's Stretch Tech","description":"\u003csection class=\"_2h_HC\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_1FTz3 cell\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"_2RbVQ\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_3nbVj\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_3cRjW\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2% Just Doesn't Cut It.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet the Heavy Creamer. A shirt for talking about cows, dreaming about cows, or conducting cutting-edge bovine research. A shirt that'll make you want to drop a bar of cream cheese in your morning coffee and start browsing 25,000-acre ranches in Montana.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing a glorious cowhide print, pearl snap buttons for maximum buttoning pleasure, buttery 4-way stretch, and UPF 40 sun protection, this shirt has been awarded gold medals are blue ribbons at many a backyard agricultural conference.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNow featuring an entirely new Women's Cut, with shorter sleeves, a tapered silhouette, and a cropped waist line for a more flattering fit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Same glorious cow print, fresh new shape.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's got the comfort of your favorite Party Shirt and the undeniable sex appeal of a prize-winning dairy cow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDon't tell BIG MILK, but we like it heavier. Way heavier. We're talking super heavy. Almost immovable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Heavy Creamer. It's a cow print. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e--\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll of our shirts are unisex sizing. But these ones are a women's specific cut.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur multi-functional Stretch-Tech Party Shirts bring style to your outdoor and indoor lives alike. Stretch-Tech Party Shirts are lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, 4-way stretch and wrinkle resistant. It's Shirt Season!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou can wash this shirt… Or take a dip in the pasteurizer. Steam cleaned. Hint of dairy. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/partyshirtinternational.com\/pages\/sizing\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSIZES and Cares!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e","brand":"Party Shirt International","offers":[{"title":"2XS","offer_id":52791781851421,"sku":"PSI-HEAVYCREAMER-LC-2XS","price":59.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS","offer_id":52791781884189,"sku":"PSI-HEAVYCREAMER-LC-XS","price":59.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":52791781916957,"sku":"PSI-HEAVYCREAMER-LC-S","price":59.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":52791781949725,"sku":"PSI-HEAVYCREAMER-LC-M","price":59.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":52791781982493,"sku":"PSI-HEAVYCREAMER-LC-L","price":59.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":52791782015261,"sku":"PSI-HEAVYCREAMER-LC-XL","price":59.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":52791782048029,"sku":"PSI-HEAVYCREAMER-LC-2XL","price":59.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0089\/2033\/4415\/files\/ScreenShot2026-10-08at11.34.09AM.png?v=1791484543","url":"https:\/\/partyshirtinternational.com\/products\/heavy-creamer-womens-stretch-tech","provider":"Party Shirt International","version":"1.0","type":"link"}