{"product_id":"heavy-creamer-stretch-tech","title":"Heavy Creamer: Stretch Tech","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2% Just Don't Cut It.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet the Heavy Creamer. A shirt for talking about cows, dreaming about cows, or conducting cutting-edge bovine research. A shirt that'll make you want to drop a bar of cream cheese in your morning coffee and start browsing 25,000-acre ranches in Montana.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing a glorious cowhide print, pearl snap buttons for maximum buttoning pleasure, buttery 4-way stretch, and UPF 40 sun protection, this shirt has been awarded gold medals are blue ribbons at many a backyard agricultural conference.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's got the comfort of your favorite Party Shirt and the undeniable sex appeal of a prize-winning dairy cow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDon't tell BIG MILK, but we like it heavier. Way heavier. We're talking super heavy. Almost immovable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Heavy Creamer. It's a cow print. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e-\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnisex button-downer? Definitely yes!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur multifunctional Stretch-Tech Party Shirts bring style to your outdoor and indoor lives alike. Stretch-Tech Party Shirts are lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, 4-way stretch, and wrinkle-resistant. It’s Shirt Season!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou can wash this shirt… Or take a dip in the pasteurizer. Steam cleaned. Hint of dairy. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Party Shirt International","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":52791549067549,"sku":"PSI-HEAVYCREAMER-PLY-XS","price":59.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":52791549100317,"sku":"PSI-HEAVYCREAMER-PLY-S","price":59.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":52791549133085,"sku":"PSI-HEAVYCREAMER-PLY-M","price":59.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":52791549165853,"sku":"PSI-HEAVYCREAMER-PLY-L","price":59.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":52791549198621,"sku":"PSI-HEAVYCREAMER-PLY-XL","price":59.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":52791549231389,"sku":"PSI-HEAVYCREAMER-PLY-2XL","price":59.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":52791549264157,"sku":"PSI-HEAVYCREAMER-PLY-3XL","price":59.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":52791549296925,"sku":"PSI-HEAVYCREAMER-PLY-4XL","price":59.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0089\/2033\/4415\/files\/HeavyCreamerUnisexLayFlat.png?v=1788971614","url":"https:\/\/partyshirtinternational.com\/products\/heavy-creamer-stretch-tech","provider":"Party Shirt International","version":"1.0","type":"link"}