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Oh you found this place that MIGHT just tell you what size shirt you need. All of our shirts are normal sized button downers, "regular fit".

If you're deeply unsure, try the next size down from what you always wear. 

ALL THIS IN INCHES!

 

XS

S

M

L

XL

XXL

Body length

28

29

30

31

32

33

Chest Width

38

41.5

44

47

49

52

Shoulder Width

17.5

18

18.5

19

19.5

20

Waist

37

40

42.5

45

47.5

50

 

This Santa Guy is 5 foot 9 inches, weighs 160 pounds and is wearing a medium. Idk if that helps. Also, last we checked Santa was pounding clamnog and racing his ponies.

Special note on sizing! 

We have recently updated our small sizes (xxs - s).  

Please see the chart below for new small sizes. Currently only the Scuba Safari and the Block Hard follow this chart. 

 

XXS

XS

S

M

L

XL

XXL

Body length

27.5

28

29

30

31

32

33

Chest Width

34

38

39

44

47

49

52

Shoulder Width

16.5

17

17.5

18.5

19

19.5

20

Waist

32

35

37

42.5

45

47.5

50

 

Here's the link to the care instruction page. We are hiding it here because really we want you to STINK! Click: How to wash.